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sassyunicorn:

me when cats

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sleep:

what a time to be alive

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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